Richy Lowry has always been somewhat of a toad. Aside from editing the National Review, the biggest piece of garbage to every be printed on glossy paper, Lowry has also penned a book entitled "Legacy: Paying the Price for the Clinton Years," where he sticks every crisis of the George W. Bush presidency on Clinton while attributing all of Clinton's success to Reagan's reign.
His latest jaw-dropper, though, exceeds my wildest expectations for what idiotic conservatives are capable of. Get a load of this, his column following the Vice Presidential debate that was posted on the National Review website (emphasis mine):
"A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It's one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O'Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it."
Have you ever read anything so creepy? so fundamentally...icky? Rich Lowry gets his juices flowing by watching stunt doubles from "Fargo" mangle the English language. Aim...fire!
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